One Sweet World

Welps...i am back! It was soooo much fun! But I missed everyone loads....but I discovered some stuff while i was done there...that's because vacation is my thinking time. I decided that the perfect boyfriend would take me to parks and swing on the sets for our dates. He would also dance with me to Damien Rice whenever I wanted to...and he wouldn't laugh at me if I started crying because Damien Rice does that to me...stop laughing!!!!! I discovered that Kilo by Axe smells good on hot boys...but extremely nauseating on the not so hot ones. I discovered that I am check-out-able to the british boys...it was silly...we were putt putting ("sir, please get your putter out of the whale's ass. This is a place of miniature business!") and this group of cutie british boys were behind us...i was putting and in total concentration (i am the putt putt goddess ill have you know!) and my mom leans in and out of no where is like...."that boy just checked you out"...how creepy is it that your mom notices stuff like this...how creepy is it that your dad quite possibly more than likely noticed this?!?! But...i could never muster up the nerve to date a brit...they wear black socks with everything! Yes...but...more updating later...i must get to bed apparently....even though i can stay up as late as i want because it is summer and i don't have to wake up early! harumph! stupid parental units!